versus

The last video game I ever played was Contra on plain old Nintendo, like way back in 1991. I kicked that game's ass, but then the cartridge broke and no matter how much I blew into it, it just wouldn't play.

For a while my Dear got into the Vice City game on Playstation, and I would pretend to care if he busted a cap in that thug's ass or whatnot.

I just dont care about video games. But I know a lot of people do! And that's really cool. Which is why I am pleased to inform you that versus, a video game extravaganza, has opened on Gay Street. I am a huge supporter of small and local biznez, so I hope this place does well. If you like games, I think you should check it out. Just be quiet on the street outside if it's late at night. We got people sleeping on that block.

I dont think there's a website, but they have a myspace page: http://www.myspace.com/vsknoxville