being a big deal requires effort

turns out, being me is a big deal. i just got this new blackberry because i'm so busy and important. it never stops ringing. that's how many emails and phone calls i get all the time. sometimes i'm like 'screw you blackberry.' but it doesn't turn off. ever.

oh well. with these state of the art contraptions, you never can tell. plus, i'm already on to the next big thing anyway. we're only 8 years into this millennium and i'm so ahead, its like 'bring on 3000!', ya' know?

well, that's all i have to report. i've got to get to like 400 meetings before 9:30 tonight. don't stop 'till you're dead!